March 2012
Ellen Degeneres for President.
When girls put so much effort trying to "bum it"
nikkilnguyen:
They wear sweats with a full face of makeup, lashes, etc
+ tightest shirts with the baggiest sweat pants
+ Air Jordans or sneakers because it’s appropriate
+ hair in a bun because they “didn’t get ready today”
…am I right
February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
You are crying and the person who actually made...
foodismyonlyfriend:
Rick Santorum just said JFK makes him want to...
Whoever votes for this joke is one sad individual.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
"We're sorry. Our servers are over capacity."
500daysofbac0n:
WELL THEN GET BIGGER SERVERS.
